Indiana Jones and Archaeology

 Hey Gang! It’s me, Ian

Last weekend, Nick and I went to go see the new Indiana Jones movie in theaters. In between the handfuls of popcorn being shoved into my mouth and the sips of my drink I thought to myself, “This Indiana Jones guy isn’t doing real archeology.” I went back and re-examined some of the other movies and came to one conclusion. Indiana Jones is kind of a "treasure seeker" and does less archeology than a kid playing in a sandbox. 

In Raiders of The Lost Ark, for example, Indy gets contracted by the American government to go find the Ark of the Covenant. Contractual work is something most archaeologists come across in their career, but that is one of the only similarities between archeologists and Dr. Jones. He proceeds to go on an action packed adventure tearing up the desert and dig sites near Cairo. Believe it or not, many archaeologists get upset when their dig site is ruined or even walked over. But one of the biggest things I noticed in Raiders was the fact that Indy never once sat down to write out some paperwork. There was a scene of Indy with a pencil in his hand, but he was unable to write legibly because he forgot his clipboard. Field notes would have made this movie ten times more believable. In one of the final acts of the film, Jones threatens to blow up the Ark of the Covenant. BLOW IT UP! As an archaeologist in training, I would have cut my losses at that point. Even though the Ark got away, valuable knowledge was uncovered such as: where it was recovered from and some of its' importance.

In the Dial of Destiny, Indy is back to his old habits. It seems as though he is more interested in going on an adventure than finding out the historical and cultural significance of the Dial. At one point, Indy is tossing around some Clovis points just to get to a piece of the Dial. I know that the projectile points don’t possess magical properties, but they should still be treated with care. What if someone wanted to study the Clovis points only to realize that Indy had destroyed them by throwing them on the ground. It would be a tragedy! Going back to the magical properties of the items that Jones finds, I would like to point out that not every artifact is cursed or imbued with some crazy power. I may not have recovered the most artifacts at Fort St. Joseph, but I promise I have encountered no magical items. No bones that grant immortality. No tinkling cones that make the wearer invisible. Not even a single piece of clinker that makes the person that eats it have rock powers. If only!

If I were to make the next Indiana Jones movie more “realistic,” I would make a movie where Indy gets called out to a corn field and spends a few days clearing out the corn, laying out a 1 x 2 meter unit, and getting the depth measurements wrong a few times (happens to the best of us). Then, instead of fighting off Nazis or other extremist groups, he would be talking to interested passersby and wrestling with one of his toughest enemies yet--trying to obtain a grant from private investors. After making a convincing argument about hoping to find one simple artifact to the grant holders, he would shovel skim for a few hours and trowel. Jones would receive his fortune and glory by being the 34th person to find a stone tool in the area and figuring out where the edges of a certain site were located. It wouldn’t be much, but in the end, it wouldn't matter what he found, it is all about what he would find out.